Hirako Shinji

( OOC Meme for Shinji )

[mic clicks on, but no voice comes down the end of it for quite some time, just the sound of heavy breathing and the cracking of knuckles, like a nervous habit]

I don' like this place nomore. Juushirou back from the dead. Juushirou so upset. This fuckin' place has stripped him of everythin' I knew him as. Yoruichi sent here...Gintoki.

I'm so alone. She ain't here. Why aren't any of them here?

[sounds of Shinji ruffling his hair and sighing deeply, voice muffled now like he's talking against his hands]

I'm goin' out for a while. Don' try an' find me, Yoruichi.

I need to be alone.

I HAVE A TEEPEE BUDDY.

[Slight scuffling as Shinji tries to drag Yoruichi over to the mic, which clearly fails.]

Aaw, ya don' hafta be so cold

Now this place won't seem so lonely. And someone can cook me dinner. Yay~

[The sound of pacing is heard, odd footfalls with an occasional pause, Shinji's voice fading and then coming back louder again as he speaks, almost to himself though clearly for an audience]

Alright, so. I've somehow been taken to a world run by 'Mutant Owl Masters', Thanks, pretty boy~ who like ta have a bit o' fun at the expense o' everyone's sanity. Check, right?

The sky has changed colour about five times since I been here, an' it's odd ta see when I'm sober. Last time I tried some o' that weird human shit LSD or somethin'... my head hurt like a bitch after that way trippy adventure. Haha, good times.

[For a while there's only a low, thoughful chuckling, and some whispering that's inaudible down the end of the mic. Sudden, Shinji's voice comes on louder than before, like his mouth is right against the mic]

Ya know, Hebrew? Hibou? Whatever tha hell yer names are, I'm a lil' bored in your fancy world. I'm used ta hangin' upside down and seein' all sorts o' colours when Hiyori gives me a whack, so why don't ya give me a little entertainment, eh? 

Ta be honest, I'm not sure that pretty boy has his entire wits about him. Mutant owl masters sounds a bit fishy ta me, fluffy ears and stumpy tail or no...

Speakin' of which, this tail is really gettin' on my nerves. Cuttin' it off may be a bad idea though, eh?

I won't deny, I'm a lil' confused at the moment as to what, exactly, is goin' on. But, hey! I live to adapt!

Okay, the sky is freakin' me out a lil'. And the grass is sort of funny (but it smells nice).

Only thing is...I'm a lil' lonely. Not used to everythin' being so...quite. Where's Hiyori when ya need her? Or Ichigo? And what the hell is that screamin'?! Note to self: Don't go into anyone else's tent. Things.


OI?! STRAWBERRY-KUUN~? UGLY~? COME AND ENTERTAIN ME.